December 2011
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Those songs that make you want to have hardcore sex on a dirty cold floor.
I don’t even need a translator for your horrible french..
Anonymous asked: Don't sex casually. It's dangerous. You could get AIDS, meningitis, or attached - even just from one time. However, if you must, be an opportunist, and always use double ententre. They work best, because they at least you're still being classy. Good luck, and Happy New Year!
Anonymous asked: lets fuck?
How do you casually ask someone for sex?
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Sometimes I wonder what I’m doing with my damn life…
inkysquares:
Ugh, my penis smells like peppermint again. Why does this always happen?
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God.. who missed me? I make tumblr so much better.
Ouu girl it just got better.
yes this is happening.
Anonymous asked: Some people actually suck massive dick when typing drunk, though.
whgen peoplme prt23nd to s0pell baqqd causeee theuir drubnjk
KILL YOURSELF.
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where’s Evan? I wonder if he has nudes… and if he would send them to me.
I don’t think you can handle me lol. I’m sorry.
Anonymous asked: are you a gemini?
You should be with her.. lol
or you two could just fuck and get out of my way
I need excitement, if you think I’m settling down, you are crazy.
